SINGLES PARTY

What makes a fun party? A room full of singletons. 🪩

If this sounds daunting, remember: you won’t have to politely listen to anyone drone on about the dull reality of their coupled lives.

I can’t guarantee you’ll find true love but you will have fun conversations with silly strangers and fab friends.

So join us for the highlight of 2025.

The details

To sign up

1. Find your favourite wingman or wing-person (and make sure they’re free)
2. Think of a funny / interesting anecdote about them and then a word (or three) to describe them. See examples below from previous years.
3. Buy a ticket, adding their mobile number, and your fact about them. Cupid will track them down to buy their own ticket and submit their anecdote on you!

At the party, you’ll be given an anecdote and tasked with finding the mystery guest... If you find them, you’ll each win a £30 gift card.

Extra info

• Cupid’s bar will be stocked with cocktails 🍹 and coronas 🍻.
• Let’s make it lively! Wear something pink or red.
• You must be single to mingle! Unsure about your status? Our definition is: a willingness to go on a date.
• The more the merrier! 👯 Send this event to your single pals
• Sexuality-inclusive but same-sex guests may be disappointed... (if you want to help me organise an LGBTQ+ Singles Valentines Party, please get in touch!)
• We can’t guarantee true love but you will have a great time!

Here’s a taste of the anecdotes we’ve had in the past:

“This Valentine...

🧀 ...played the cheese grater in a somewhat successful band in the early 2010s”

...once snogged basshunter”

🍑 ...knocked out her front tooth on Hercules’ bum”

...smuggles things into Zurich”

🌭 ...celebrates Christmas each year by roasting sausages in the woods.” Meanwhile another Valentine, “...researches sausages for a living.”

... can spit chewing gum, kick it back up and catch it in their mouth.”

🕊️ ...regularly eats lunch with a retired magician’s dove named Sharon”

...was once so hungover on a flight that after touching down BA tried to put him in a wheelchair to get him off the plane”

🫛 ... has a phobia of peas after working in a Birdseye pea factory and finding peas in weird places”

...likes foraging for herbs in London’s graveyards”

🐷 ...broke their arm receiving a piggy back on a first date”

...was stopped by French police while driving a stranger’s van with the stranger passed out in the back.”

And how previous attendees were described in up to three words...

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Expect chats with strangers and friends on any of the following:

// Breakfast, lunch, dinner // Your neighbours // The Mummy film // What you ate today // Childhood crushes // Alcoholic drinks // The power of cake // A person’s inner core // Bowl movements // your new business idea, my new business idea // Sexy vets // Sex // Whatever is on your mind...

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£15 / valentine. I'm sold, sign me up ↓